being single

Annoying Things People Say to Single People

My boyfriend is so great...la la la...so anyway--what about you? Are you dating anyone?

Enjoy this single time-it's so fun!

You don't have a boyfriend? Oh, well, that's okay, honey.

My nephew is so cute! I will set you up! Can I give him your phone number?

You just have to get out there! Go on lots of dates-it's fun!

You'll find HIM when you stop looking.

But mostly, I'm just want to say:

But seriously:

i'm fun and nice! ;)

So if you can't see that:

plus all those cliche things...i'm gunna die alone...boys are dumb...i'm going to be a crazy cat lady

some days it's pretty painful and I really DO feel sad that I'm not dating... 

But most days it's like:

and now I'm going to go have fun binge-watching Netflix and eating chocolate. yum!