Dear All,

Taking a page from my girls Elise and Elisabeth's books/blogs, I thought I'd try a "Dear Boys" post...but I think I will expand it to "Dear All", because honestly, the only boy I can think of to write to is the one that works at the Toy Helicopter kiosk across the walkway from my work and stares at me all day--and that would NOT be interesting...

Dear Giant Mall Christmas Tree,

You're blocking my view of the screaming 

kids on the Carousal and I really appreciate that.

Love,

Irritated 

Dear Dumb Customers,

If you don't understand that 

WE ARE NOT A FURNITURE STORE 

even after I've explained it 8,000 times...you don't belong here.

Thanks for coming in,

GET OUT

Dear Vampire Diaries,

I love your show. I love Damon. I love Klaus&Caroline. 

I'm a little sad that I'm caught up now and only get to watch once a week now.

Yours,

So-happy-it's-Thursday

Dear Chocolate,

We've got to break up. I'm just too addicted to

you and my pants are starting to get too tight.

Sincerely,

I'm just kidding-I love you too much

Dear Darling,

You don't have a ring on your finger...

you're freaking adorable...

i know we've only talked twice about work stuff 

you needed for your mall marketing job

--but could you please ask me out?

Cheers,

I love you

Dear Tumblr,

More Tom Hiddleston please.

Love,

Mrs. Hiddleston

Dear YOU,

Thanks for reading my blog. 

You are the bomb {dot} com.

Always,

Me